Q: How to you stop an Paki from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his face.
Q: Why did God give Pakis noses?
A: So they'd have something to pick in the off season.
Q: What is a Paki limo?
A: A garbage truck with mercedes hubcaps
Q: What do you say to a Paki in uniform?
A: I'll have a big mac, coke and fries.
Q: Why don't Pakis have barbeques ?
A: Because the re-fried beans keep falling through the grill!
Q: Why don't Pakis have checking accounts?
A: Because you can't sign a check,with a can of spray paint.
Q:How do you fit 100 Pakis in a phone booth?
A:Throw in a food stamp
Q:How do you get them out?
A:Throw in a bar of soap
Q: what do you call a bottle of whiskey with a food stamp inside it?
A: A Paki fortune cookie