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SHORT AND FUNNY PAKI JOKES

What do you say to a Paki that asks you out? Asif
What do you call a Paki with a Ferrari? A thief
What do you call a Paki prostitute? Lahore.
What do you call a Paki with 1 hair? Iqbal.

Kid: Mum I'm going to the barbers.
Mum: Oh you need a haircut.
Kid: No, my mate's house.

Why doesn't Pakistan have a football team?
Every time it's a corner they build a shop.

Why do Romans always build their roads straight?
So Paki's can't build cornershops 


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